i told my parents to stop looking at my blog and i checked their history and they keep looking so i’ve installed a parental website blocker on their computer
Low fat yo
is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg
You know your dictatorial regime is on shaky footing if it can be threatened by a snack.
this just made my life
THIS IS THE BEST PANTOMIME SCENE EVER. AND I AM USING CAPSLOCK ON PURPOSE!! SO BRILLIANT!!!
People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with